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May 25, 2008 3:27:14 GMT -6
Post by [lms]tomero on May 25, 2008 3:27:14 GMT -6
comn yall, lets get back to the jokes
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May 25, 2008 7:41:20 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 25, 2008 7:41:20 GMT -6
Went to see my doctor. I said, "I think I'm losing my memory doc, I went on a blind date yesterday, picked her up in my car,next thing I know I was sitting in a lay-by on my own."
The doctor said, "sounds like you had a blackout."
"Oh no," I said, "she must have been white, I've still got my wallet."
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May 25, 2008 8:55:08 GMT -6
Post by [lms]theory on May 25, 2008 8:55:08 GMT -6
fox news was criticized for not showing any black or hispanic people on their shows. in response, the agreed to show episodes of "america's most wanted" and "wildest police chases" to solve the problem.
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May 25, 2008 10:02:57 GMT -6
Post by [lms]storm on May 25, 2008 10:02:57 GMT -6
whats long and very hard on a black man?
grade 2
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May 25, 2008 12:42:16 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 25, 2008 12:42:16 GMT -6
haha good ones
Whats the difference between Gary Glitter's girlfriends and Peter Kay's jokes?
Peter Kay's jokes are all over 10 years old.
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May 27, 2008 4:06:33 GMT -6
Post by [lms]hiksy on May 27, 2008 4:06:33 GMT -6
How do you make a hormone?
Wipe your dick on her curtains
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May 27, 2008 16:31:57 GMT -6
Post by angel is a bitch on May 27, 2008 16:31:57 GMT -6
I've got one.
YOUR MOTHER
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May 27, 2008 17:06:25 GMT -6
Post by [lms]storm on May 27, 2008 17:06:25 GMT -6
no my mom
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May 27, 2008 17:14:13 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 27, 2008 17:14:13 GMT -6
lol ouch
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May 28, 2008 3:39:46 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 28, 2008 3:39:46 GMT -6
One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.
What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts.
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May 28, 2008 5:28:05 GMT -6
Post by Creeper on May 28, 2008 5:28:05 GMT -6
^^ why would we have the U?
its silent anyway
plus idk why your bashing america because 1. Your in the war with us 2. Your in a clan filled with AMERICANS (cept for you canadians)
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May 28, 2008 5:41:42 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 28, 2008 5:41:42 GMT -6
thats the point! duh
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May 28, 2008 7:24:17 GMT -6
Post by ben on May 28, 2008 7:24:17 GMT -6
Boy asks his mum, "is it wrong to have a willy?" "No,why?" she asks. "Well, Dad's sweating like fuck in the bathroom trying to pull his off!"
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May 28, 2008 16:23:16 GMT -6
Post by [lms]theory on May 28, 2008 16:23:16 GMT -6
^^ why would we have the U? its silent anyway plus idk why your bashing america because 1. Your in the war with us 2. Your in a clan filled with AMERICANS (cept for you canadians) yeah ben. so go eat your crisps in your jaguire in your garage with an aluminum roof.
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May 28, 2008 16:34:08 GMT -6
Post by angel is a bitch on May 28, 2008 16:34:08 GMT -6
Muahaha Canadians are neutral in this conversation!!!
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